Time to Demand More From the SEC

I wish there were a way to indict an entire government commission. OK, well, maybe just the senior staff?

I'm speaking, of course, about the Securities and Exchange Commission, where as many as 33 of its top management — including senior lawyers and accountants — were apparently too busy looking at XXX-rated Internet porn sites to notice brewing financial tsunamis like the implosion of the U.S. housing market, the demise of giant Lehman Brothers and rouge billionaire investment gurus like Bernie Madoff and Robert Allen Stanford, who decimated countless thousands of Americans' retirement plans.

It was the SEC's job to look out for our financial well-being, and we now see how miserably it failed. As Wall Street quaked, the financial structure of America began to crumble and Ponzi schemes percolated, these Bozos were more worried about feeding their own sexual appetites.

Just a short time after the Office of Inspector General's recent Porn-Gate report made news, it was revealed that the SEC had filed a blockbuster mortgage fraud suit against investment giant Goldman Sachs. Headlines screamed the news, Congress immediately jumped on the "we've-got-to-have-hearings-on-this!" bandwagon, and attention was averted away from the SEC employees' own criminality.

I want to shine the spotlight back where it belongs. And I don't use the word "criminality" lightly.

Some of these top echelon employees were raking in as much as $222,000 a year — all taxpayer money, of course. These ne'er do wells, one who was reported to have spent at least eight hours a day for weeks on end perusing and downloading porn sites, might as well have walked into a convenience store and stolen all the cash out of the register.

This report on porn viewing at the SEC is chilling in its detail. It concludes that most of the X-rated behavior began in 2008, just as the U.S. economy began to wobble and the problem hasn't stopped! The most recent case of an SEC executive spending more time surfing nasty sites than working on our behalf occurred just a few weeks ago.

One senior SEC attorney spent so much time drooling over and capturing pornographic images on his office computer that he ran out of space on his hard drive. He began to download the lewd material onto discs, which filled multiple boxes and were stored right there in his government office. This is an attorney who surely knew what he was doing was wrong.

A female SEC accountant tried to access vulgar porn sites 1,800 times in just one two-week period. Investigators found 600 pornographic images burned onto her government-issued laptop computer's hard drive.

Another SEC accountant brought his own sexually explicit videos in to work and used the commission's computer to upload them to porn club sites he'd joined online. And a regional staffer's computer showed that he'd tried to access pornographic Websites but was stopped by the commission's Internet filter 16,000 times in one month! That averages out to 800 times every workday! What the heck was this guy doing in between trying to view porn?

Mike Leahy, author of the bestselling book "Porn Nation," asked about that type behavior, said simply, "Trust me, these guys are addicts."

Two years after the porn-fest at the SEC began, it is little comfort that they've now apparently been shamed into using their computers only for official business. It's somehow just not enough when the SEC's spokesman, John Nester, announces that "each of the offending employees has been disciplined or is in the process of being disciplined. ... Some have already been suspended or dismissed."

Really? Just "some" of them? And, what about the possibility of criminal charges being filed against the worst offenders — maybe charges of accepting government funds under false pretenses — because I sure feel like I've been ripped off ... in more ways than one!

It's not just the pornography scandal that should force a major revamp of the SEC. It's the culture of uncaring evident for many years there that must change. Way back in 2000, the SEC was warned about the unscrupulous activities of billionaire con man Bernie Madoff. He should have been thoroughly investigated and stopped then, yet it took nine years to bring him to justice. The SEC first heard that Robert Allen Stanford was up to no good in 1997, yet his scheme continued for more than a decade, growing to an astounding 8 billion dollars.

I don't hear Congress clamoring to hold hearings on the Securities and Exchange Commission, but I think they should. Those SEC scoundrels who spent time sexually arousing themselves instead of doing the job we taxpayers paid for should have to pay a price.